Srsly. I'm sick today, it so freaking cold here but it doesn't snow. The French took all the snow. Bah. I'm in a bad mood today.

1) What day were you born (not date)? Tuesday I think. I was going to be born on a Sunday but that was my day off so I put it off to a Monday but then realised it was too much effort so I didn't bother and put it off another week. Then the doctors cut my ma ma open and pulled me out... bastards.

2) What is your favorite candy_mountain? Candy mountain.

3) Is your favorite type of chocolate dark, milk, or white? The chocolate that hasn't been sitting in a cupboard for a year and given out on easter by relatives. Bah.

4) Who is your favorite video game character? Video games are bad for you eyes, so that's why I spend 9 hours on the computer everyday. I'm such a good little girl.

5) What is your favorite color? Again with the spelling without the 'u'? What are you some kind of American or something?

6) How many siblings do ye have? Ye? MY MODERN ENGLISH ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU? IS THAT IT?

7) Which Disney theme parks have you visited? None. It was too much effort.

8) Do you have/have you had/are you going to have braces for your teeth? No. As long as I avoid the dentist everything should be fine.(TRUE FACT) Only people who go to the dentist get braces.

9) Do you have a laptop or a desktop? I use a laptop that sits on top of my desk... would that count as both?

10) Do you play any instruments, and, if yes, which ones? My ipod. I'm already Grade 3 on Yamaha ipod books. I'm such a talented musician.

11) Name one place that you would like to visit. Pallet Town. But that at the moment is currently impossible since the Travel Agent refuses to acknowledge the existence of the Pokemon world.

12) Do you have glasses/contacts? Yeah I do have contacts but they're stuck inside my interaction tools such as my Mobile Phone and MSN.

13) Who is your favorite author? I don't know how to read. =/

14) Have you ever been on a vessel at sea? If yes, describe: Ehwha?

15) Who is your favorite anime/manga character (for those you who don't know, anime is animated manga, which is a Japanese artistic style)? L... whatever his name is...

16) What is your favorite kind of cookie? No cookies here, only biscuits.

17) What is your favorite website? *shoots you* LEARN HOW TO SPELL MY WAY OR GTFO.

18) How do you listen to music? With my ears...

19) What would you like to (or what did you/what are you going to) major in college? No college here only universities.

20) Whether or not you read Harry Potter, if Rowling's Harry Potter world were real and you went to Hogwarts, what house would you want to be sorted into? Remember the adjectives and nouns associated with each house:

Hufflepuff - just, loyal, hardworking, tolerant, fair
Gryffindor - brave, noble, knightly, courageous, chivalric
Ravenclaw - ready minded, intelligent, witty, creative, wise
Slytherin - ambition, cunning, resourcefulness, pure blood heritage
Llamapuffdorclawrin- uber awesome, 1337, notanub

Llamapuffdorclawrin

21) What is your favorite television show? Spongebob.

22) Who is your favorite Pirates of the Caribbean character? I haven't watched any of the movies yet.

23) Do you prefer to stay up late or go to bed early? Stay up late...

24) As a pirate, what weapon would you prefer to wield: sword, pistol, or grenade? I'd prefer a computer. I like to think of myself as a modern pirate who would rather spend their Saturdays illeagally copying videos, music and other electronic media.

25) Who is your favorite actress? *eyetwitch*

26) What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear the word "evil"? Exchange rates.

27) Have you ever really drunk rum, wine, or beer? The rum is all gone!

28) If you could have one of the following special abilities, what would it be?

Flight without needing helpful objects (ex. brooms)
To turn yourself invisible at will
To time travel at the snap of one's fingers
To breathe underwater for an unlimited period of time

Time travel!

29) Have you ever gone surfing? Naw, of course thanks to that surf brand anyone dubbed 'Roxy' should be a blondie who likes sports... but then again my name's not Roxy nor Roxanne. It's really Grace O'Malley. *heart attack* DAAAAAAAAAAMMMNNN YOUUU KIRAAAAAAA!

30) What do you enjoy drawing? I can't draw.

31) Do you enjoy gigantic roller coasters? I've never even been on a roller coaster before.

32) Would you major/minor in piratology in college if it were offered? In Ostralia we do not go to skewl 2 lern a bowt pirates. We lern how 2 b smarterer!!

33) Do you prefer potato chips or corn chips? It all really depends on how you're pronouncing potato: If you were pronouncing it as Po-tah-toh I'd punch you in the face. But both ways of pronouncing Potato sound nearly exactly the same unlike tomato so I'll punch you in the face either way.

34) Whether or not you watch Avatar: The Last Airbender, which nation would you like to be born into? Remember that the nation that you choose corresponds with the element that you control.

I'd be born into the Earth Empire because it's the largest nation of all, but then I'd say 'Screw that' and retreat to the Fire Nation because the Fire Nation is leet.

35) Name any pets that you have. Mah fishy ran away. ;n;

36) What is the title of your favorite book (or series of books)? I read a book once, it was called 9 780006 725886. But then again thinking back I was reading the barcode instead.

37) What languages other than English do you know/are you learning? Oh, I don't speak English. Sorry.

38) Do you dislike more: hot or cold weather? Hot weather and cold weather. But when you're living in Victoria that's just too bad isn't it?

39) What is your favorite video game? Video games are bad for you, so I spend my time surfing the internet instead for hours on end.

40) Do you like spicy food? Depends where they came from, if they came from an Indian takeaway resteraunt the heck no...

41) Is there anything weighing heavily on your mind? Nosy.

42) Do you prefer to write in pen or pencil? Neither. As I write I smudge both. That of course wouldn't happen if the English language didn't have to be such a burden making writing have to go from left to right. Then I could easily write from right to left while everyone else had to suffer from smudging.

43) Who is your favorite actor? Your stubborness on continuing to ignore the British spelling system greatly infuriates me.

44) If you have a cell phone, what type of cell phone do you have? No cell phones here, only mobile phones.

45) Do you prefer the sun or the moon? I'd reply with a comment like 'No <insertobjecthere> only <insertotherobjecthere> but looks like I can't. =/

46) If you had to choose, which Pirate Lord would you follow/serve/pledge allegiance to and why? (This is based on the nine Pirate Lords at the Fourth Meeting of the Brethren Court.) Pirates are pretty old fashioned, ninjas are all the rage these days shouldn't you know that?

47) What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate, I've tried any other ice cream flavour other than vanilla, strawberry and chocolate. I'm a pretty boring person.

48) What is your favorite Pokemon? MEWTWO. *and shoots you*

49) Do you find yourself habitually on deviantART? DeviantART what's that?

50) Name one thing that you look forward to in the future: Getting rid of this cursed fringe that's been bothering me for 10 years.

51) Now go and tag some people! Haha. Are you serious?